Humorous Grammar Rules !

Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.    ...     And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.

                 It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.

Be more or less specific.
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.

Contractions aren't always necessary and shouldn't be used to excess so don’t.

            Foreign words and phrases are not always apropos.

 All generalizations are bad.

                         Don’t overuse exclamation points!!!

 It is important to use italics for emphasis sparingly.

                 In English, unlike German, the verb early in the sentence, not later, should be placed.